Today, I was at Bed Bath and Beyond to look for a wedding gift for a friend and also price out kitchen gadgets for Christmas. I go to the bridal registry area where I get said registry with the instructions of: Go ahead and find something you want and if it's not there, just go to the cashier and they'll be able to order it there. So I make a bee-line straight to the gadget section, I figure, kill two birds with one stone while scanning over the registry. While I'm trying to maneuver my way through the small and incredibly crowded aisles of distraught old people trying to make sense of the floor to ceiling walls of STUFF, stuff you NEED for your kitchen, even if you don't know you do. You know, stuff like the original chef basket like this:
I mean really? Do you need a contraption that can steam your veggies AND deep fry your turkey? I digress.
This BBB didn't have ANYTHING I was looking for so I went to the cashier where I was told if I can't find anything, they will order it for me. Now, the cashier area has no line since there is so much JUNK in the middle of the aisle that people are just standing waiting for someone to help them. I finally find help from the cashier, or so I thought.
He asks me: "have you done anything on your computer?"
Me: "uhh, no. I came here since they are registered here and after I got the registry, I was told to come up here if I can't find anything that I want to get them that's in the store."
Cashier: "Oh, no, I can't do anything here for you"
Me: "uhh, no. I came here since they are registered here and after I got the registry, I was told to come up here if I can't find anything that I want to get them that's in the store."
Cashier: "Oh, no, I can't do anything here for you"
Me clearly annoyed: "fine, who can do something for me since you apparently can't"
Cashier: "stand in the customer service area and they'll help you"
Me: "okay" and I oblige
After walking to the customer service area (because there's no clear line here either) I was flagged down by the cashier and he tells me that one of the ladies there can help me in the bridal area. OKAY! I thought I was getting somewhere...
Lady: So, what do you want to get?
Lady: So, what do you want to get?
Me: This. *points at the item on the registry*
The conversation I feel is going well at this point, I mean, how could one screw it up?
The conversation I feel is going well at this point, I mean, how could one screw it up?
Lady: Oh, I just ordered one earlier today.
Me: For this couple?
Lady: No, a different one.
Me: Okay, so just order this for me
Lady: What do you want it to say? We have some pre-made sentences like: Congratulations, Best Wishes, Congratulations and best wishes...
I look over the list and am completely unsatisfied with my choices so I tell her: I just want 'congrats'
Lady: Like congratulations?
I look over the list and am completely unsatisfied with my choices so I tell her: I just want 'congrats'
Lady: Like congratulations?
Me: No, were you not listening? I want congrats.
Lady: Okay. *as she hunts and pecks the letters to create 'congrats' which takes a good 30 seconds* So, we have some pre-made from's too.
Me: No, that's incredibly unwelcoming like I didn't put any effort into this. I want it to say From: *mine and my husbands name*
Me: No, that's incredibly unwelcoming like I didn't put any effort into this. I want it to say From: *mine and my husbands name*
Lady: Types it SO slowly...
I think this is where I totally messed her up and where the headache begins:
Me: No, I want it to say my name
pause lady types it
Parenthesis... Cause I'm STILL waiting for her to type all of this
Lady: What do you mean?
Me: I would like you to start a parenthesis because I would like to put "your school buddy"
Lady: Huh?
Me: I would like you to start a parenthesis because I would like to put "your school buddy"
Lady: Huh?
Me in my incredibly annoyed voice: I. Would. Like. You. To. Start. Begin. Open. A. Parenthesis.
Lady: I don't get it
At this point, I wanted to RIP the keyboard from her and just type it but I was still being polite.
Me: Parenthesis, START A PARENTHESIS!!
Me: Parenthesis, START A PARENTHESIS!!
Lady: What do you want to do?
Me: I WANT YOU TO START A PARENTHESIS SO I CAN ADD MORE TO MY SIGNATURE BLOCK BECAUSE SHE WOULD THINK SHE WOULD GET A LAUGH IF I PUT THAT IN THERE.
Lady: So like put one of these ( in??
Me: DON'T THINK IT WAS YOUR IDEA BUT YES, THAT IS WHAT I WANTED.
I left with a massive headache and a receipt. Never again will I go back to that BBB. I have had better luck at others and I shall visit those.



